All our houses are built on sand now

And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand: And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it. Matthew 7:26–27 This was originally going to be called something like, “How slopcoded is your programming language?” But as I gathered the data, I found something else – something worse.